eff birds

what's brown and sticky?
a stick

nat told me this 3 times over the course of 2 days. don't know why but i laughed each time.

Who taught you how to cook?
Submitted by Donna.

mom + food network.

What's your method for calculating a tip?

for standard tip* (20%) i take the total, double it, then move the decimal over to the left one place. for example, $15.78 x 2 = $31.56, then move the decimal over to come up with $3.15 for 20% tip. come on, didn't we all learn this in like grade school? 

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? 
Submitted by Megan.

horse!

What is your earliest memory? 
Submitted by Megan.

pooping. seriously.

i got my free 10 pack of moo mini cards in the mail a few days ago. am i the only one that thinks they aren't that great?
1. having to crop your photos to that odd size suckus profundus
2. small
3. printing quality suckus profundus as well
4. did i mention small

they do feel nice when i close my eyes though.

I've just spent the evening watching the first two episodes of Six Feet Under twice on syndication on Bravo. I heart this show so much. I know what I will be doing with my spare time this fall. As thrilled as I am that Bravo got the rights to SFU, they did a horrible clean up job to make it fit for a television audience. If you are going to replace "ass" with "butt" you should at least try to match the tone of the actor's voice. It reminds me of the black bras they always paint on that slut, Samantha, from Sex and the City when it runs on TBS.

What do you collect?

cameras, pressed souvenir pennies, designer toys and gachapons and kinder egg toys, matchbooks, used lightbulbs, the little security strips in US money

What is your favorite children's movie?

Raggedy Ann and Andy: a Musical Adventure

best and trippiest animation from my childhood ever.

NYTimes review from 1977